shit hammered through a small hole

To look or feel terrible, as would shit when forcibly extruded through a tiny hole.

A general expression of utter terribleness.

"Man you look hungover!"
"Yeah, I feel like shit hammered through a small hole"

by Miketar January 17, 2008

Dingle Hammer

A special hammer used for smashing the dingleberries off of your ass hairs.

"He pulled his ass hairs tight, and shattered his dingleberries to oblivion with his dingle hammer."

"In my line of work the dingle hammer is a usefull tool."

"If you use my dingle hammer you better clean it!"

"He accidently smashed his balls with the dingle hammer."

by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

Goin' Hammer

To go off (In a good way), To get on a roll, Can't be stopped, derived from the term "going ham".

X: Man LeBron James can't be stopped tonight.
Y: Yeah I know, he goin' hammer tonight.

X: I just owned everybody in that round of Call Of Duty deathmatch.
Y: Yeah you were Goin' Hammer

by DThimself December 8, 2010

do you want a hammer?

This is said when someone unintentionally makes a loud noise.

1) *Drops plate*
2) Do you want a hammer?

by ducky1608 March 31, 2007

Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer

A sexual act that involves the male adopting a naked 'Crab' like position by leaning backwards and standing on his legs and hands as the partner stimulates the penis using only the inside of their elbow.

Evee: Hey Hannah the inside of your elbow looks red raw did you have a reaction to something?

Hannah: Oh no, there friction burns i tried out the Arthritic Crab Grapple Hammer with Owen last night!

by Uberwang69 October 21, 2012

poop a hammer

1. This phenomenon occurs mostly to town drunks after a night pounding cheap local beer and sobering up with a hearty platter of taco bell cheesy gordita crunches. The following morning the drunkard awakes to a wretched pain in their stomach and passes what appears to be a hammer through their bowels

2. Manually sticking a ball-peen hammer up the anus then dropping a deuce.

..................i just had to poop a hammer..............that's the last time i sit on my utility belt.........

by Your mom likes my dong October 16, 2009

fan the hammer

When a male uses either penile muscles or pinching of the fingers to spread his ejaculation out into a rapid fire series of spurts to cover more area. Named after the method used to rapidly fire a revolver seen in Old West movies.

Ryan decided to fan the hammer at the strip club resulting in a class-action lawsuit.

by PermOFrost June 9, 2016