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human race

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For every person who takes a life someone will give life. 10 who destroy, 20 will rebuild. 20 who lie, 40 will tell the truth..this is what makes the world go round for every wrong done there will be someone to do it right it's balanced.
urban Dictionary to Websters Dictionary, human race to animals
by Definitionsthatdontmakesense December 15, 2008
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1) (n) Condition whereby one’s forehead extends beyond the natural hairline and consumes the entire cranium. Afflicted beings are usually rendered hairless, and often times maintain a cranky disposition and lack tact. In certain cases, they are unable to use a t-shirt as a towel.

2) (n) John Enright.
Jacko: Hey, Human Forehead: how long have you had the human forehead?

Human Forehead: Do you want to hear a racist joke?

Jacko: No thanks. But could you pass me that t-shirt? I’m soaking wet.
by Hog1 June 3, 2004
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A movement that seeks to make it legal for a human to marry a Dog.
by Judge dredd7 October 15, 2011
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Human Handcuff

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When you are fisting a man or woman and they put gorilla glue around your wrist, sealing the fist inside of them and restricting the use of that hand.
Jeff: I can't hangout today
Roy: Why?
Jeff: Because my girlfriend put me in a Human Handcuff again.
by EkarcE11 May 2, 2015
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Human Fall Flat

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A game of puzzles and parkour were you play as a partially ragdoll like character (usually with other people) and you bully your friends with it too and lose those friends to go with it
Harry - Lets play some Human Fall Flat
George - Okay
10 minutes later
Harry - I'M GONNA KILL YOU STUPID ASS HOE ASS BITCH
George - NO I'M GONNA GET A HITMAN OFF THE DARK WEB AND KILL MYSELF AHHHHH
by Duckyleg April 9, 2020
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Right Wingers, christians , radical islamists, Libertardians and any non-liberal.
Those with backwards monkey values are human cancer.
by Burn Mar-a-Lago July 9, 2023
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human centipede

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The guy at work who brown noses everyone above him and shits on everyone below him.
Guy 1: Bret was really brown nosing the boss in that meeting today.
Guy 2: And totally shitting on us, too. Such a human centipede.
by ohhila May 22, 2012
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