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Grenade Alert

The sight of spotting a ugly girl in a group full of hotties the grenade is the one who get's no attention from the guys
Group of guys are in the club and spot four hot girls walking threw the door but notice a fifth chick with them one of the guys points at the girl and says look Grenade Alert
by Wild Stallion :3 January 7, 2011
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Sock Grenade

A sock turned partially inside out to form a ball, that is then thrown in the manner of a grenade in the general direction of a target (usually someone you just want to annoy, not harm).
My sister was hogging the tv, so i threw a bunch of sock grenades at her. She was pissed!
by shit fizzles March 31, 2009
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grenpus

Your grenpus is dripping.
by Blaine Grob December 29, 2013
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grenade knee

When you get stuck posing with the fat girl on your knee in a group photo. Afterwards the knee looks like a swaybacked horse.
Alpha male- "Dude, thanks for being my wingman, sorry about that grenade knee."
Beta male- "Okay, Bro, but next time you get the grenade knee."
Alpha male *under his breath* "Yeah, right."
by wifeofashlong December 29, 2018
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Grengledust

Grengledust is the ultimate powder that when consumed, you get visions of yo mama!
That grengledust is really weird... I saw a vision of a really fat person in it!
by yoiagurt December 1, 2021
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grenzo

A legendary Goblin Rogue in Magic: The Gathering. He is a 2/2 and has a mana cost of black, red, and X.

Grenzo is for you if you like gambling, goblins, and cheating out dozens of creatures for virtually no cost. If you build your EDH Grenzo deck properly, you will find that around turn seven or eight you need to pull up another table because the contents of your deck have occupied the full surface area of the first table. You probably had a wincon at turn five and didn't even notice.

Synergizes extremely well with Ashnod's Alter, Heartstone, Cauldron of Eternity, Workhorse, Soldevi Digger, Epitaph Golem, Tel-Jilad Stylus, Junktroller, Priest of Urabrask, Priest of Gix, Teferi's Puzzle Box, Crystal Ball, Goblin Engineer, Goblin Matron, Siege-Gang Commander, Sling-Gang Lieutenant, Thran Turbine, the Kiki-Jiki Mirror Breaker + Zealous Conscripts combo, Clone Shell, and Myr Retriever, to name just a scant few.

The best guide to building this monstrosity of a jank-fest is "Grenzo, Dungeon Warden - The Slot Machine of Value" by snowfox54119.
"Grenzo, Dungeon Warden enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
2: Put the bottom card of your library into your graveyard. If it's a creature card with power less than or equal to Grenzo's power, put it onto the battlefield."
-Card Description

"Grenzo is a combination of contradictions. He's consistency through chance. He's a chaotic toolbox. His gameplan is the same, but his wincon is almost always different. There truly is no other commander like him."
-snowfox54119

"Grenzo is powerful commander, and relatively cheap to build."
by Bearman18 April 2, 2022
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Grenade attack

When you poop is so explosive it jumps back up out of the bowl and whacks your butt cheeks.
Man, I just had the worst grenade attack after eating all of those eggs.
by Special_chur February 9, 2023
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