facetigue

Pronounced---face teeg.

When ones facebook posts are so frequent and banal that friends block the feed.

Why did I block you----facetigue.

by Benrums0n July 22, 2012

Facestraction

When you go on the internet to do something else, but get distracted by Facebook and forget what you really wanted to do.

Also: Facestracted, Facestract, Facestractedness, non-facestracted, Facestractedly.

Facestraction feys-strak-shuhn: He went onto the Internet to look something up, but was Facestracted and forgot what he wanted to look up.

by Fast5iveEddie August 22, 2012

Fact-punch

V. To repudiate an ideological position with data-based fact. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

He asserted that the economy was getting worse, but I fact-punched him with this year's reduced unemployment rates and increased GDP. argumentation debate data fact punch proof

by Soze June 12, 2013

Facestaken

Believing that something you saw on Facebook was the truth.

John was Facestaken when, he believed that he could get a free iPad from a Facebook add.

by Chefspam January 2, 2014

Facetweetbooking

When someone inexplicably uses hashtags in Facebook posts.

I think Facetweetbooking happens because we have finally reached information saturation making our brains unable to differentiate between online social networking applications. Personally I believe that with the advent of Google search our society has gotten exponentially stupider and less informed as it has become easier and easier to look things up rather than have to be bothered to “remember stuff.”

by ichyban June 21, 2015

Facesturbaiting

The act of one person(s) masturbating to someones Facebook.

The man is Facesturbaiting to the woman's facebook page.

by Your Name Goes Here. August 31, 2015

Fact sandwich

An opinion build up out of a fact, opinion, fact.
An opinionated sentence disguised as a fact to make it sound more believable

That politician is using a fact sandwich in his presentation

by ThomasTheTeacher November 9, 2015