Eskimo Dungeon

The act of shitting in a Capri-Sun straw, freezing it, squeezing out the result, and using it for sounding.

I was super bored last night so i eskimo dungeon'd so hard i came immediately.

by Zackariah5 July 5, 2024

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Eskimo

A romantic partner who saves you from addiction or some other vice.

“That’s Janice. She’s my wife. She’s sitting right there. She’s my Eskimo.” - The Town

by Afleet Alex August 18, 2022

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eskimo felching

When two parties are engaged in Intimate activities face-to-face with each other and one party inhales a column of the other party's snot from their nostril

I ended up Eskimo felching this girl while we were making out last night and I can still totally taste it.

by Zute October 12, 2023

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The Eskimo Ring

The act of stripping a female, covering her in hot sauce and seal fat and then entering a ring pop into their exposed rectum until they cum.

Darek: Dude! I saw my girl doing The Eskimo Ring with Charlie last night!
Jason: Oh shit, that's not good. You should get back at her by doing a Washington Eradicator with Ethel down by the old library.

by Slimmy Pimmy October 26, 2025

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columbian eskimo

The art of flying down to South America smuggling cocaine in your rectum. Once you arrive an Alaskan man (or woman, the cartels preference) comes and snorts the cocaine out of your rectal cavity.

Man I just came back from vacation I had to do a Columbian Eskimo, I’m still sore.

by Torikattt July 28, 2020

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Eskimo Fuck

Similar to an Eskimo kiss. When two people who know each other have slept with the same person it is said they have Eskimo Fucked. Fucking by proxy.

Pete: "Oh no dude, you slept with Amber?"

Jordan: "Yeah, how did you not know that? You slept with her too?"

Pete: "Yeah dude. We totally Eskimo fucked."

Jordan: "You know I'm not into dudes, but there's literally no one I'd rather Eskimo fuck. Glad it was you dude."

by Hotnurse2001 February 10, 2018

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