drop the dead donkey

v. (chiefly British): To run a controversial or inflammatory television news story. A television news story constructed specifically to boost ratings through controversy. A television news story crafted for shock value.

We'll start the news cast with the story about the firefighters rescuing the kitten from the cherry tree. Then we'll drop the dead donkey, and run the story about how they fed it to the firehouse Dalmatian afterwards.

by parisofpriam February 4, 2006

Donkey Raping Shit Eater

One that rapes donkeys and eats shit. Both acts need not be prefromed at the same time, or even be preformed at all. Commonly used to insult people when a lack of tact is required.

First example as used in SouthPark:The Mov ie. By Eric Cartman.

Second Example
One that is known as Simon.

by JabberWalkie April 15, 2005

DonkeyDini

A combination of the Donkey Punch and classic Houdini. After knocking your partner out, keep your cock erect and wait for them to wake up. When they do, cum in their face.

I Donkey punched you sister last night but didn't cum before she went limp. So I pulled a DonkeyDini instead.

by JJBlackink April 11, 2008

donkeyhole

asshole

you're such a donkeyhole
what does that mean?
it means asshole you idiot
but pg

by alexa leiva June 12, 2018

Donkeyfiddle

basically another word for bullshit

Person 1: You’re cheating on me Patricia!!!
Person 2: That’s some donkeyfiddle i’ve ever heard any!

by Luisa Rowskinkowsky January 23, 2022

Donkey Dick

An unusually large penis.

Person 1: "Hey man, why do they call it 'BIGDICKRICNETWORK'?"
Person 2: "It's because he got that big ol' donkey dick!"

by BDRNETWORK December 11, 2022

Chunky Donkeys

A slang term used for a full figured female- a term usually used by a brotha.

I am new in town, where can I hook up with some chunky donkeys.

by Dajoho September 22, 2006