Crotchie

A selfie of your crotch

(Crotch+selfie)

After gemma had taken her shower,she came upon the idea of a crotchie

by Peewee-hermanizer September 14, 2014

Crotch monster

Synonym for vagina

Sorry in was late for work boss, inwas at home slaying some crotch monster.

by BlackRex October 30, 2019

crotch stuffing

The stuffing of the crotch with things (eg. socks, tissues) for the purpose of making a males groin appear larger.

OK, listening up everyone. Apu's brought up a delicate topic, that of crotch stuffing.

by coinroller August 4, 2007

crotch kabab

vagina, cunt, hairy piss flaps, beef curtains, wet lettuce.

show the football team your croth kabab!!!

by Lee Bullock Mullethunter September 11, 2003

Potato Chip Crotch Crust

The layers of discharge that build up in a girls panties and flakes off.

After a long day out and about, Erin had built up some serious potato chip crotch crust.

by nothin-nice July 2, 2007

Crotch Potato

A cock that vaguely resembles a potato, usually lumpy and deformed hereby rendering it useless for any sexual activity. Derogatory term.

Johnny Depp may be "soooo hot" but I'll bet you anything he's got one mean crotch potato..

by Mojo King Bee July 6, 2005

crotch munchkin

Tiny man-made flea sized creatures that attack the genital area. Men mostly affected.

Stumps ate 3 crotch munchkins for breakfast.

by Ted Peepers November 6, 2003