Chest beard

A Neanderthal level of chest hair usually paired with a beer gut

Put your shirt back on cover up that damn chest beard

by Captain chest beard March 17, 2022

Shatner's chest

Describes a situation that is glistening, tan, muscular, not particularly hairy, or heaving.

"Shatner's chest it's hot outside."

by ElectronicLola September 26, 2021

ice chest

Similar to a cooler (an insulated container) only a less cool word for "cooler."

"We're brining 3 ice chests camping to keep our beverages cool."

by Dust0 July 30, 2022

euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

It is when you make fun of someone for being retarded and you mock them and go like ueeuueuhhhueuheuhhuehheuhehh *bangs chest hardly* euheueuhueuhuhehuhuueuh

This kid named yards: blblplpss ahohaaa woo hooioo *tenses mussles up wierdly*
Me: thinks with my brain "should i mock him... yes" euheuheeeueeeheeeeuuuh (bangs chest aggressively)

by imabigyearold3 January 25, 2023

Chest desert

A barren wasteland of muscle that may span the entire torso and throughout the rest of the body, consisting of little to no fat or body hair.

"Blake's huge, muscular chest is so barren of hair or fat"
"Yeah man, he's got a chest desert"

by Garvin Shovel August 17, 2019

Red Chested

The sexual act where the partner on top repeatedly slaps or punches the bottom partenrs chest

Guy 1:aw man my chest is still throbbing from last night
Guy 2: what for?
Guy 1:because my girl red chested me so hard last night

by Wiggle Worm June 18, 2011

Cat Chest Theory

The Reboot Van mentioned it

*post a image of a cat in a chest*

"cat chest theory mentioned"

by Urban John Dictionary March 27, 2024