Cowboy Bidet

The act of hand washing your ass with toilet water after you've taken a crap because you have no toilet paper. Flushing multiple times ensures a good final rinse.

Jim: What took you so long?
Billy: Those McEmployees forgot to to restock the tp so I had to use the cowboy bidet. Then I had to wait while I drip dried.

by Caasi March 12, 2008

A bidet

When a man/woman spits on another man or woman’s asshole before anal sex

“Tommy I forgot my lube in the car”
“That’s okay honey, I’ll just give you a bidet”

by Black cherry July 3, 2019

bideo

El Paso slang for porn

Marc: Hey Joe I'm bored lets go watch some bideos on your computer?

Joe: Don't you mean video?

Marc; Nah, bideo. I need to rub one out tonight

Joe: Alrite, I heard the new Jenna one is amazing. I'll get tissues you bring the lube

by papa john the third April 3, 2009

settle for biden

A phrase used by uneducated people, who believe that somehow the known Pedophile Joe Biden, is a better presidential candidate than Donald J Trump.

All cops are racist, all men are misogynistic, settle for Biden.

by Carole BASKIN October 23, 2020

Hunter Biden

Member of the Lucky Sperm Club via father Joe Biden. Interests include abstract art, overseas business dealings, gifts for women, nature’s most powerful aphrodisiac, pre-trial interventions, chaos, and rehab.

“Judge rules Hunter Biden is dad of child fathered with ex-stripper”

by Gary The Squirrel TM October 22, 2020

bidet'd

The act of ejaculating or squirting into your partner's buttocks to clean it after they have shit on you as an act of kindness, applauding them on their fine job

This guy last night shat on me so I bidet'd him.

Wow that must have been a great shit.

by The Thaitanic June 18, 2016

Bidet-J

Receiving oral sex while getting your buttocks cleaned by a bidet.

The bidet cleaned my cheeks while my girlfriend cleaned my cock via bidet-J.

by Shrilnixx May 2, 2018