bird dog

To watch someone closely while making no attempt to hide that you are doing so.

"The CFO couldn't fire Will, so she bird dogged him until he quit".

by Southern Diction July 12, 2009

bird's custard

The thick, creamy sauce that slurps out of a bird when she is aroused (very nice on a piece of apple pie).

"After dinner I enjoyed my aunt's cherry pie with a thick helping of bird's custard"

by Bob Sometimes March 23, 2005

bird flu

The latest Republican fear mongering talking point. Primary aim: Scare Americans with talk of pandemic in order to change the subject from Scooter Libby's indictment, Supreme Court nomination failure, Bush's approval rating at 38%, GOP decision to cut senior drug benefits, Karl Rove still under investigation, etc., etc.

White House Subject: bird flu
George W. Bush to Karl Rove:
"Don't forget to call Condi and remind her to talk about the horrors of the birdy flu panademic DISease. Does anyone in Amurica have this thing yet? We need pictures, TV interviews. This birdy thang is gonna save our arses."

by T Wade November 5, 2005

bird feeder

A method of consumption of beer. The "feeder" attaches a fish hook to a ceiling and attaches some floss. The other end of the floss is strung onto a tab of an unopened beer can. The "feeder" then winds up the beer repeatedly and opens the tab while still holding the beer. The "feeder" then has the "bird" hold the beer. The "bird" then punctures the beer in a shotgunning motion, creating a circular stream of beer onto the "bird". IMPORTANT: The "bird" must flap his/her wings and follow the spinning circle of beer.

Zach: Colin and Bob lost in pong. They have to do a bird feeder.

by Zenzilla December 11, 2009

Bird Flap

Fat guy's belly below his belt (similar to Bunt or Crotch Belly)

That dude's belt is pushing down his bird flap

by Joe Carott December 23, 2008

Bird's nest soup

A lapful of vomit deposited by a drunken fellatrix.

"That bitch was so hammered, she me gave a bird's nest soup after I tickled her tonsils."

by Lou Al Fiender November 10, 2008

Bird Box

To perform a task or activity while having your vision impaired.

It was raining so hard that I basically had to bird box my way home.

I lost my glasses now I wearing my old script and bird box everything until I can get a new pair.

by Cheshirecat808 December 31, 2018