lawn waffle

what a dog's turd looks like after being run over by a lawn mower's wheel.

I made a fresh batch of lawn waffles today while mowing the yard.

by Wookie5150 November 4, 2009

Soggy wafer

Soggy biscuit is a game well known to the male race however cannot be played by females however the ergonomics of a digestive biscuit is not suitable for the cunt. A wafer is inserted within the cunt, followed by the girls turning themselves on. The female who achieves the wettest biscuit wins.

The girls played soggy wafer last night, turns out alex had a subaquatic beaver.

by Marcusthelad December 10, 2012

Bonus Waffle

n. The waffle you get the morning after your one night stand. Something between an added bonus, consolation prize, and mechanism for politely insisting that you leave.

A bonus waffle might be any breakfast item. A literal waffle, yes. A pop tart, perhaps. Even a fruit. But not more sex.

by RobertFreeman April 22, 2013

Crusty waffle

Dried up semen on the patch of skin formerly known as the taint

She refused to wash her crusty waffle after a dripping cream pie.

by Dog water inc December 3, 2015

Blue Waffle

Satan embodied
For more info consult Google

I no longer believe in a higher power.
Why?
Blue Waffle.
Oh.

by I.R.Cummings May 29, 2016

Mr Waffle Games

A youtuber who records minecraft videos and is not gay like Zakminer

Hey I Watch Mr Waffle Games (Zakminer is Gay)

by Mr Waffle Games January 5, 2018

how's the waffle cooked?

phrase, e-slang. Used as an alternative for 'how's it going' or 'whats up?' Gaining usage in MMO games World of Warcraft and Warhammer online.

Hey guys, how's the waffle cooked?

by ev1lweez1l March 29, 2009