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Valentine's Day Sadness 

Valentine's Day Sadness is inspired by the Lana Del Rey song called 'Summertime Sadness' - If you have Valentine's Day Sadness, you usually are single & you spend your day either:
1) Crying
2) Watching movies & crying
3) On Tumblr
4) On Twitter, Instagram, & Facebook looking at all the Valentine's Day pictures of couples & their gifts they got from their lover.
5) All of the above
Jane: Brianna, I got that Valentine's Day Sadness
Brianna: I feel ya girl!
Valentine's Day Sadness by mareigns December 21, 2014
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Valentine's Day 

Another excuse for your wife/girlfriend/fiancee to get mad at you for not buying them something
Matt: How'd your Valentine's Day go Dave?
Dave: I forgot to buy my wife a present, and she's told me to go jump off a bridge
Matt: Ouch........
Valentine's Day by Metallicajunkie September 30, 2018

Valentine's day 

A day that seems to have only been made to make single people feel worst about single and for gamers tomake memes about the fact that they are dating their ps4.
Larry: I'm so sad that I have no one for Valentine's day.

XxNoobMastser435xX: I'm with my ps4.

Larry: *plays notFunny ft. Didn'tLaugh
Valentine's day by NibbaHotCheetos February 17, 2020
An unbelievably hot man, usually Russian. on the short side of the scale, Val is the coolest guy around. Done mess with val or hell send his Russian dog after you.
Betty: "did you see Valentin hot bod today"
Joe: "yea he is short but also my hero"
Valentin by Nargoth.theripper October 5, 2020
Please reach into your vagina, pull out your balls, and stop being such an immature asshole.
Valentino: So how have you been?
Girl: Fuck off and go cry to your girlfriend.
Valentino by yallarejusthaters February 15, 2023

valenisa 

a sexy female who knows how to party and goes straight to beast mode when shes in bed. she has a really nice ass and a nice everything.all the guys just wanna holla at her nd if theyre hot, shell holla back.
boy1:i broke up with my girlfriend...coz her ass looks bad.
boy2:i know!wouldnt you rather date a valenisa?!???

valantino 

A dirty Crack whore we all know and love!
girl: omg hes so hot
girl 2: He might sell us some crack! Hes such a valantino
valantino by StatTraK December 6, 2014