A person committing the act of a Hyper Turkish Textile Plant first punches his female victim in the gut, straight through to her ovaries, then shits directly in the hole.
The police arrived at the scene of the sexual assault to find the victim seemingly pooping out of her belly and anus simultaneously due to the results of the Hyper Turkish Textile Plant.
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
Closely related to it's counterpart, the FTP: Finnish Textile Plant
by TextileWorker September 25, 2011
Get the Hyper Turkish Textile Plantmug. This guy is an friends THATS TOO FUCKING GOOD AT BED WARS AND HE KILLS EVERYONE IN A SECOND SO IF U WANT WINS PLAY WITH THIS TWAT BUT IF U DONT PLAY WITH HIM ATLEST U GET FUCKING KILLS
by JaydenTomlin April 16, 2021
Get the Davin Kazim AKA Turkish Rambomug. I went to a Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlines flight and it was better than Ryanair TM! When do applications open?
by MelSabharwal January 14, 2021
Get the Turk Hava Yollari | Turkish Airlinesmug. A common saying used to describe a powerful love for something/someone...generally used like this: "I love ______ like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling." This saying comes from the fact that a large number of Turkish students generally come to American universities to study this subject. Same basic idea as like a fat kid loves cake.
50 Cent: "Yo bitch, you's a fine-ass piece, you know what I'm sayin'? I love yo' ass like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modeling."
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
Ho: "Aww...that's the most romantic thing I've ever heard. You're so sweet!"
by Nick D May 30, 2006
Get the like a Turkish student loves Stochastic Modelingmug. A well-used, ill-kept monstrosity of a quim that wouldn’t look out of place on either a Picasso painting or on the side of a rugby player’s head. The resemblance to a sack of offal is accompanied by a smell that can only be described as “like Captain Birdseye’s arse”.
"Fuck me Colin, she had a fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop window! Couldn't make head nor tail of the bastard"
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
"Serves her right for having seven kids”
by Burro's Dead Nan November 28, 2006
Get the fanny like a Turkish butcher's shop windowmug. a situation kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission
children who flunked in class and took father cars to go to end of year party without permission
by STS07 June 6, 2011
Get the kick the ass of life and lets go (Turkish Urban Idioms)mug. A phrase used by mentally ill people who are never taken seriously. This phrase was first used in 1958 when the biggest mentally ill and terrorist organisation the TMT, wanted to partition the island of Cyprus between the Hellenic Republic and Cockroach land. This phrased is still used to this day by many Turkish Cypriots in Occupied Cyprus, most notably the propaganda page, funded by the pseudo-government in the occupied side, Young Turkish Cypriots.
Guy 1: What do you believe about Cyprus, the beautiful Greek Island?
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness
Guy 2: Cyprus is Turkish
Guy 1: I see that you are open with your mental illness
by TheCypriotMachine August 3, 2022
Get the Cyprus is Turkishmug.