Zero Sum Total

Outcome of failed incursion or influence strategy wherein no victory can be achieved.

A zero sum total occurs when a planned strategy faces an inevitable outcome where the probability of success becomes zero and nothing is achieved.

Examples of real world zero sun totals:

Zero Sum Total Political Strategy:
The 45th President continually claims the nation is in decline by degrading any positive results made by the 46th President. In doing so, they create a mindset that positive outcomes are not possible regardless who has achieved them. This results in no net gains of solutions for the nation.

Geopolitical Example: Russia aims to conquer ukraine but must destroy ukraine to conquer and by doing so unites majority of world against Russia and their Allie’s while achieving no real physical victory.

by Boomerboy79 July 31, 2023

total vagina

a bigger pussy than most people would ever tolerate. Sucks at life. See also Flopdick.

You are being a total vagina, chug that beer, bitch

by stu is big April 13, 2005

Total Request Live

Total Request DEAD

by Jake February 26, 2003

total eclipse

This refers to someone with a mega large arse

fuck look at that
what
look at the size of that total eclipse

by Avidfan and Dark-skye December 29, 2004

totallyest

a word found when being silly and talking to a friend.

1. beound totally, the most totallyest thing, the most of anything that could happen.

The was the totallyest coolest, thing ever

by ADD April 18, 2005

Totally Pregnant

The state of not only being pregnant, but like totally filled with babies, and stuff. So pregnant, to the point at which things that have been seen cannot be unseen. A person with a severe tumor of babies on the front side. It is in no way cool nor has it ever been convenient to witness.

Bro 1- "Holy shit dude, that chick was like filled with babies."

Bro2- "Ew bro, she's totally pregnant."

by Trashydike October 12, 2011

Total Consciousness

It is nice.

On your death bed you will receive total consciousness, which is nice.

by Carl Spackle December 18, 2012