fox tongue

A strange form of the English language using similar word spellings but often strange and indecipherable syntax.

Fox tongue: Colton I'll send you pics if you wanna retake if you do 31
Regular English: If you do problem 31 I'll send you the others so we can both retake.

by Artemis Wolffe September 22, 2017

The Elven tongue

Cunniligus of the mouth

Gabe how do you not know what "The Elven Tongue" is?

by WaikoAnna December 8, 2017

Tongue The Substance

The act of tasting a white, powdery substance inside of a jar without knowing the identify of said substance

"Dude, don't tongue the substance! You might get aids!"

by JimBob Jackson April 27, 2021

Clover tongue

FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE. ISTG IF I SEE ANOTHER PERSON DO IT I WILL COMMIT ARSON. Not like I do that every day BUT STILL, FUCKING. IMPOSSIBLE.

NOT HUMAN: watch what I can do! *does abnormal alien tongue thing*

Me: *commits arson* *starts dancing by fire while singing* WE DIDN'T START THE FIRE IT WAS ALWAYS BURNING SINCE THE WORLDS BEEN TURNING WE DIDN-

Clover tongues are impossible

by Thedemonftheinternet October 28, 2020

cracker tongue

When you have just eaten crackers, and there are remnants on your tongue that are visible to those you are interacting with.

Cheer: *crunch crunch crunch* ... *gulp* "anyways, like I was saying,"
Hailey: "Ew, that's gross"
Cheer: "what, do I have cracker tongue?"
Hailey: "yeah girl"

by TeamPlaya69 May 24, 2016

Gangonic tongue

A language where every sentence contains gang

Me and my gangatrons from the land of gangolia are studying to become gangolegists by practicing our Gangonic tongue

by Gangolagist June 7, 2022

tongue bump

It's like a fist bump but for couples, but just touching the tips of your tongues instead of a kiss on the lips.

Wife: Honey, give me a kiss before you leave!
Husband: But you are wearing lipstick.
Wife: Then just give me a tongue bump instead!

by Bobdobolina June 7, 2017