stick it in the toaster

an act of simulating sexual intercourse with a toaster or any electrical item that could be hazardous to ones health or junk

Ex 1. guy 1: man i tried to stick it in the toaster burnt mah dick

guy 2: your a dipshit

Ex 2. husband: honey dont get mad but i tried stickin it the toaster

wife:and you wonder why we sleep in seperate beds, i want a divorce

by mike stillone January 4, 2011

the brave little toaster

Most obscure Disney film ever, it's very scary and features a toaster getting massacred

The brave little toaster was a scary movie

by SUMFURRYTHING June 13, 2016

Weaponized Battle Toaster

Weaponized Battle Toaster Is A Gender, That Not Alot Identify As But Is Still A Gender Nonetheless.
People Usually Take It As A Joke However And That Greatly Offends us! Please, Don't act like it's a joke.

P1: "Hey What do you identify as anyway?"
P2: "I Identify As A Weaponized Battle Toaster"

by Arcnetive July 19, 2023

alabama toaster strudel

Similar to an alabama hot pocket. First shit in a girls vagina, then fuck her and cum on it.

I gave my sister and alabama toaster strudel last night. She then queefed and I had to eat it before my mom found it.

by Geordiehsc10 January 12, 2008

Toastie

A woman who is a Hottie but is a bit older. She's been scorched a few times in life as well as admired and lusted after and now she's crisp and very very yummy with almost anything on top.

Where is the jam? Here comes my teacher. She is such a Toastie.

by mercedes spankdriven November 20, 2010

toasted

messed up,busted,tore up

by bdballer September 30, 2003

Birthday Toastie

A sexual act performed near climax in which the male pulls out and ejaculates on the woman's back, after which a piece of toast is placed on the soiled back and the male exclaims "Happy Birthday!" and punches the woman in the back of the head, thus knocking her out.

Anthony never kept a girl friend very long because of his propensity for giving them Birthday Toasties on third dates.

by recallwin March 14, 2010