mallet toss

1) When a male whacks his penis against the clitoris during heterosexual intercourse. Usually to prolong stamina.

2) When a male whacks his penis against his male partner's anus during homosexual intercourse.

Dude, if you get close to blowing your load just pull out and mallet toss her.

by Jezzirok April 15, 2008

The Toss

when you don't want to go to class but you are supposed to hand in an assignment. instead of going to class and trying to sneak out afterwards you simply open the door and "toss" your assignment in, hoping someone will hand it in for you. Most people wonder why you wouldn't just ask your friend in the class to hand it in but anyone who is willing to perform the toss revels in the toss glory. This also works when you don't know anyone in your class.

Guy 1: "gay, i don't want to go to math, but i have to hand in my 30 questions"
Guy 2: "just pull the toss"
Guy 1: "true, then we'll go to pizza hut"

by zachus22 October 18, 2008

40 Tosser

Someone who throws a 40

Guy 1: Aye man let's drink here
Guy 2: Hell no there's some 40 tossers right here I almost got hit last time

by Rusty Shacklfurd June 15, 2009

Zimmer Tossing

The act of throwing former baseball player/ manager Don Zimmer to the ground. The most famous example of which occurred at the hands of Pedro Martinez during the 2003 American League Championship Series between the Yankees and the Red Sox.

There was 98% percent less Zimmer Tossing this season. Of this there is always a small amount of constant background Zimmer Tossing.

by Ace Smoothio August 8, 2009

Tater toss

Jumping or shaking your legs to move ones junk around in your pants .

I tater tossed , to remove my balls from sticking to my leg .

by Nicholas k krueger May 8, 2013

Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.

Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.

by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015

Blanket Tosser

A woman that makes your bed and gives you a blow job.

She's a real blanket tosser. She'll make your bed and give you a blow job.

by printsngiggles January 9, 2016