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Texas Toaster Strudel

When you bust inside a girl, then she cums and shoots your load back at you...

A.k.a A Texas Tornado, Return to Sender, Frosting the Snowman, Creampie Christening
Dude 1: Bro I fucked this country girl and busted in her. She got so wet she came and shot my cum back all over me.

Dude 2: Bro you're The Pillsbury Doughboy cause you just made a Texas Toaster Strudel
by DJRoms December 3, 2020
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French Toast

When you pour syrup in her vagina and dip your french toast in it. After, always clean up by eating the syrup
“Hey babe, can you serve me french toast tomorrow morning?”
“Only if you make me sausage after”
by Hampton Grey April 3, 2021
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Lack Toast and Taller Rent

When your landlord increases the rent on your condominium to the point that you don't even have the money to buy a toaster.
My landlord just increased the rent on my condo, now I can't afford that fancy new smart toaster I've been waiting to buy. I guess you could call this predicament "lack toast and taller rent".
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Toast

A popular greeting in English and Spanish speaking countries.
"Toast bro"
"Toast"
Or
"Toast Amigo"
"toast"
by Hypotheticalchhesecakeslaya January 18, 2017
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toast sweat

when you put a piece of hot toast on any surface, and it leaves droplets of condensation behind
Dude, don't leave your toast on the counter, I don't want to clean up the crumbs and toast sweat.
by Jake Stowell April 25, 2006
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toast to the Queen

Very similar to taxi for Brown and used in order to cover up and/or diffuse the situation of having released a quantity of noxious vapour from one's anal sphincter. However, should only be used in situations of extreme duress, possibly when there are visiting dignitaries or royalty present due to the seriousness of bringing up Her Majesty's name in vain.
4th Archduke of Wilmington - "My word what is that foul miasma in the air? I feel like my eyes are on fire!"
Wilde, raising glass - "Ladies and gentleman; a toast to the Queen."
Everyone - "The Queen!"
Glasses clink, situation diffused.
by Taylor Durden April 22, 2006
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all up in your toaster-oven

a smart-ass comeback to "gettin' all up in someone's grill"
Back up yo, you's all up in my toaster-oven
by Identity Crisis May 20, 2003
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