Butter Thumb

A flaccid, shriveled, post-coitus, penis and is still moist and shiny from the amalgam of sexual juices.

After Roger tapped his girlfriend during a lunch time quickie. Sonja went to the bathroom to wash up and grab a doddle rag to come back and wipe off Roger's Butter Thumb.

by Eaton Holgoode May 19, 2015

Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.

"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."

by JaxinsWords January 7, 2010

Gamer's Thumb

The condition of getting a sore/blistered thumb from playing video games for an extended amount of time.

"I played God of War II last night for five hours and i hadd to quit because i got gamer's thumb."

by zits24 April 4, 2007

thumb ring

If a woman wears a thumb ring on her right thumb, she is considered to be Bisexual or Lesbian

Just check out pictures of the most famous lesbian, Melissa Ethridge. Her thumb ring is always on her right thumb

by Ksplash July 8, 2006

jake thompson

a random pedophile lurking in the woods raping children with a floppy dildo.

wow what a jake thompson

by a random pedophile called jare October 29, 2014

Thumpermaiting

When two people fuck like rabbits

i hope Kelly is down with thumpermaiting...i sure do enjoy it

by Etha Frenz January 24, 2010

thimple

An agonizingly painful blemish that sprouts anywhere from one's gludious maximus to their knee. (a mixture of the word thigh and pimple)

dammmnnnnn son, i think i just heard that thimple talk. lets go to the bathroom and take care of that S.O.B

by Steve Wallaceson May 16, 2009