Sneeze and squeeze

The occurrence when a person sneezes and ejaculates at the same time.

Did you just sneeze and squeeze?
Yeah, bro my pants are messed up.

by Laura is dumb October 4, 2021

mouth sneeze

When you sneeze but it is directed to your mouth because you are sick!

*ACHOOO* Mouth sneeze!!

by spotlight ah moonlight ah May 19, 2023

Bukakke sneeze

The act of sneezing directly into anothers face often covering them in snot.

Unfortunately when i went to kiss her i bukakke sneezed into her face

by Lucianmarquis June 29, 2017

Sneeze

Some booger nose shit that spreads all over your new white shirt and leaves a stain for everyone to make fun of.

Bro I just sneezed. Like a fuckin’ shotgun in my nose, it could’ve killed a grandma! Like it was a-fucking-choo!

by anonymous September 7, 2020

willy sneeze

v. To ejaculate, often in an uncontrolled manner.

I was ploughing your mum last night and then willy sneezed all over her fun bags.

by whomereallywho March 8, 2009

Sneeze Tease

The event of feeling like you are about to sneeze but not sneezing.

I thought I was going to sneeze but it was just a sneeze tease.

by Phantom Payne November 19, 2019

sneeze like

When you are using your phone and you sneeze and like a Facebook post by accident.

"Damn, I just sneezed liked about that dudes dead pet/relative"
"I was saying I liked your grandma'sAlzheimer's , it was a sneeze like"

by rhymeswithleek January 15, 2014