106 definitions by spotlight ah moonlight ah

1st base: kissing
2nd base: handjob
3rd base: deepthroat
shortstop: anal
home run: sex
Hey, what sexual bases did you get to last night?
home run!
by spotlight ah moonlight ah February 5, 2021
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Created in satans butthole. It is pure gasoline.
Everclear? Ha, that’ll put some hair on your chest 😭😭
by spotlight ah moonlight ah August 28, 2023
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man 1: damn!! that fool just got his head popped off!!
man 2: no kizzy !!
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president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.
oh, how i love president brandon-chan.
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THEY. ARE. UNDER. YOUR. SKIN. GET. THEM. OUT.
THERE ARE BUGS UNDER YOUR SKIN GET THEM OUT
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