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BL smoothie

Bud Light aka a lighter version of Budheavy. Always a solid choice instead of Natty Light or Keystone Light.
Yo, just pick me up a case of BL smoothies and meet me at Barnaby's.
by Hudstock August 2, 2009
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Sour Apple Smoothie

When eating out a girl with Syphilis, she queefs and a green liquid comes out of her vagina and goes into your mouth. Since this is extremely disgusting you puke all over her vagina, yet continue to eat.
by Dr. Syphilis March 31, 2009
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she a smoochie

What being a smoochie means is being a hoe, thot, slut or anything of the sort. You would be called a smoochie
She a smoochie bro, she was going round all of nyc.
by Isa-kun December 2, 2021
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Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie

When a man has anal sex with a woman and then ejaculates in a her vagina during her menstrual cycle.
The combination of fecal matter, semen and blood from the menstrual cycle creates the ultimate Choc Chip Strawberry Smoothie.
Andrew: Hey, what's your favorite smoothie of all time?
Alex: I like strawberry smoothies. Whats yours?
Andrew: It would have to be the CHOC CHIP STRAWBERRY SMOOTHIE
by Stretche July 17, 2016
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Smoochking

A person that had a glitched picture looking like they kissed a girl
YO BRO ITS SMOOCHKING
by Zahori March 15, 2022
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Bathroom Smother

When someone is in a bathroom stall, and you throw rounds of wet paper towel into the bathroom stall directed at the occupant. The bombardment works better when a group of participants each throw the wet paper towel together, thus smothering the occupant inside the stall. Some may miss, but the majority will hit the occupant.
"guys, kevin is taking a dump. everyone, grab some tissue and wet it under the sink, we are about to bathroom smother him.."
by thelorax11 December 24, 2011
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lithuanian smoothie

When a man with heavy smegma demands oral sex from a bunk mate to clean his penis
Hey, {lower bunk mate} get up here and give me a Lithuanian smoothie, my cock needs a clean
by nurrrrr May 24, 2019
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