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Purple headed yogurt slinger

When a man insert his penis into a tracheotomy stoma and gets an erection causing it to become stuck resulting in the head of the penis turning purple
This one time I was so desperate for action I got a purple headed yogurt slinger and had to call the squad.
by 24/48 uncensored July 5, 2018
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purple-headed yogurt slinger

Dick,penis,also the name of my band if I had one.
Chloe always asks me about your purple-headed yogurt slinger,what is it?
by sandwichsandwich September 12, 2018
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New England Sponge Bath

To wash oneself with toilet water, as is often practiced in the South Shore of Massachusetts.
Jimmy didn't like the feel of the new shower head his wife insisted on buying so he opted take New England Sponge Baths instead.
by TheRealL162 March 27, 2019
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Missouri Mud Slinger

When your raw dogging your step sis's butt and upon pulling out you helicopter your dick, slinging Sunday's processed supper all around the room
Omg after sunday lasagna supper , i cant believe my brother gave me a missouri mud slinger , now i have lasagna flavored poop on my walls
by Mule3535 November 18, 2021
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Spongebob Squarepants

The only post-90's children's cartoon that's actually decent to watch.
Kid: Daddy, why can't I watch any cartoons?

Dad: Because son, everything they show today is jusr garbage that's gonna turn you into a mindless buffoon.

Kid: But what about Spongebob Squarepants? Does that mean I can't watch that too?

Dad: *watches episode of spongebob* Hmm, this show is actually pretty funny. Alright son, you can watch this.
by Dark solitude September 22, 2009
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sponge bob square pants

a bucktooth yellow spunge that is a dork
by brit August 17, 2003
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Spongebobbist

noun
1. Someone who buys all their clothes at Hot Topic or the Gap, listens to bands like Good Charlotte, and most importantly, loves trendy shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.
2. Someone who has the same style of humor in shows like Spongebob and Invader Zim.

see also: Spongebob Invader Zim Hot Topic
"Man, that kid's so fucking stupid. He's such a spongebobbist."

"All these girls nowadays are spongebobbists! When am I ever gonna meet a cool chick?"
by Ted December 2, 2003
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