Blasphemy Slap

The slap given after one has commited a blasphemy, to discourage it's continued use.

Rick: "Dude, Jonas just told me that he hates Guitar Hero!"
Rob: "You called blasphemy on him right?"
Rick: "Hell yeah I did, and he got a blasphemy slap to teach him a lesson."
Rob: "Sweet."

by AtticMonster April 3, 2008

tittie slap

tittie slap is when you tittie fuck a girl and her boobs slap her face

i made that girl tittie slap her self hella bad.......haha

by tittie slapped August 4, 2006

Freudian Slap

When you accidentally touch someone else's body in an inappropriate way, such as if your hand touches someone else's butt while walking. Often leads to embarrassment and awkwardness for both people.

*Naomi and Nicky walking along, Nicky's arm swings too far and hits Naomi's butt*
Nicky: Oh god, I'm sorry!
Naomi: Freudian Slap!

If it were to occur repeatedly:
"Stop Freudian Slapping me!"

by Cynicky August 28, 2007

Slapdash

1. (adj.) done hastily; haphazard; careless
2. (adv.) in a hasty or careless manner
3. (verb) to slap someone (preferably in the face) and then dash, i.e. run away*

*This must be preceded by the slapped person being tricked into reading the word (slapdash), not necessarily aloud.

I just got slapdashed, now I must have my revenge.

by Clovis Fields May 1, 2010

slap dick

slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.

When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.

by JPMcTeague September 1, 2003

Slapcheese

The buildup that gets on your ballsack after multiple days of fucking and not showering.

I fucked that 2 dollar an hour Ugandan whore for three days straight, I had to scrape the slapcheese off of my nuts with a butterknife.

by Azrael Darkflame May 26, 2004

slap of rightousness

The Slap of rightousness or SOR is a cuff round the back of the head when someone says somthing stupid, at the wrong time, or at all if they are that annoying.

When someone does somthing stupid they may be slapped for it as this is to say ' you tit, why did you go and do that for '

Reciever of SOR : Dude i was at this total humdinger of a party the other night * SOR

Dealer of SOR : NEVER and i mean NEVER use that word again !!

Reciver of SOR : what ... Dude ? * SOR

Dealer of SOR : Hum bloody dinger, ya queef

He was such a tit i had to employ the slap of rightousness to get him to understand

by Gonk September 28, 2005