Simp

A man who foolishly attempts to get a girl who doesn't want to date her but keeps doing it.

Sive is a Simp

by Mr Adeep September 17, 2020

the Simpsons

the Single greatest TV show of all time!!! Hilarious animated social commentary. Best....Show.....Ever...!!!

The Simpsons is a great show!

by But of Course! December 28, 2003

ashlee simpson

To lip sync; or to dance in a retarded manner as the wrong vocals one was to lip sync to play in the background.

Audience Member #1- "What the hell is she doing?! We all know she's not singing..."
Audience Member #2- "She's being an Ashlee Simpson...just go with it."

by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

No Simp September

You know it boys, no simping allowed for the hole month of September

-dude I went on a date with Audrey last night
- Bro are you kidding me?! It’s No Simp September you have violated the boy’s laws 😤

by 69vmoore May 5, 2020

ashley simpson

Something I am amazed to see blank on Urban Dictionary.

Oh yeah, she sucks.

I find it almost offensive that Ashley Simpson has no definitions on Urban Dictionary.

by chief alastor June 11, 2006

the simpsons

A still-popular and still-running television show which used to be absolutely hilarious but is now just another plotless, clichéd and failed attempt at humor. Ever since a new wave of incompetent writers entered the scene, The Simpsons have declined significantly in quality, often trading the signature intelligent humour for attempts at emulating short attention-span shows such as Family Guy, which results in shocking tastelessness and disgust from ex-fans.
The Simspons has become a rather controversial topic due to its deteriorating quality. Back when Matt Groening was the writer, The Simpsons was a satirical comedy of smalltown USA life with actual themes and witty storylines. New episodes frequently revolve around celebrity appearances, which only emphasizes the sad lack of ideas, morals and plots. Homer is now portrayed as a complete idiot and the plots are ridiculous and far-fetched in a stupid way. The most recent seasons have no memorable quotes to speak of and are full of improbable plot spinners. If The Simpsons had any decency, they would have stopped the show long ago rather than tarnish their own name.

classic quote from old episode of "The Simpsons":
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the key pad with your palm, now."

audience: outrageous!

new episode quote:
(homer throws pudding at Lenny)
Lenny: Ow, my eye! I'm not supposed to get pudding in it!
Mr. Burns: Ahaha, that was capital! My lung is aching.
Homer: I like when I throw the pudding.
Mr. Burns: Do it again.
Homer: You're the boss! (he hurls the pudding)
Lenny: Ow! I'm in hell!

audience: *blank stare*
that's not funny.

by You Can Say No! August 2, 2006

simp juice

Someone who is the ultimate of all simps.
The word is a take on the popular Nelly song, "Pimp Juice"
See simp

"Brandon is really being simp juice about the party."

by Bloody Guts August 19, 2004