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Pro Life

Pro Life guy: Hey, you can't abort that kid!
Woman: Yeah I can. The FETUS was da result of a rape you narrow minded facist bastard!
Pro Life guy: Fuck you bitch ima go blow up a hospital.
Woman: Fuck you! *Pulls out .44 Magnum and shoots da facist fucker*
by A big giant freakin turd October 10, 2009
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Macbook Pro with Retina Display

Apple's latest Macbook Pro that is "revolutionary." It's newest features include the crisp Retina Display that beholds a resolution of 2880 x 1880, a quad core processor standard in every model, and a standard of 8 GB of RAM. Great for the power user and not worth it for people who want to look at cat photos and their pr0nz.
1. Person 1 "I just bought my new Macbook Pro with Retina Display so I can edit faster with Final Cut Pro x, Aperture, and Logic."
Person 2 "Nice."
2. Person 3 "I love looking at pr0nz and cat photos, so I bought a $2000 computer with a "quad core cpu and 8 gb ram" lol, like whatever the hell that's supposed to mean. Anyways, I hear it has a nice display"
Person 4 "You could do that with the regular Macbook Pro just as fine cause you wouldn't notice the screen difference being such a noob, and that's only $1200"
Person 3 "ur just j3l0us"
by Mjtmastercp August 30, 2012
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pro

a professional ho.. a prostitute.. straight hoodrat.. a female who has sex with a lot of guys
That nasty girl is a pro.
by Baybee D August 9, 2003
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Pro-Abortion

One step beyond pro-choice. Polar opposite of pro-life. Origin: I hate sharing my shit with my younger siblings. I wish those bastards would have been aborted.
mom-"Share your shit with your brother, boy"
me-"God I wish you would have fallen down the stairs."
by AdamH April 1, 2005
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Mac Pro

1. Apple's most powerful and customizable computer ever.
2. A computer user that has used Macs so much, that he is considered pro.
Jeremy owns a Mac Pro and is a Mac pro.
by Trenton Romulox December 7, 2006
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Pro-bono

Having sex with a soon-to-be ex that you are about to break up with, as a favour.
Friend: Why did you have sex Brian last night when you just turned around and dumped him?
Me: Ah, I was giving him a pro-bono, he needed it.
by drolenoir April 25, 2014
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pro homo

similar to no homo
1).when you say something that sounds really gay and you actually mean it.
2). when someone else says something pretty gay, you can make fun of it by saying pro homo.
1)."Yo Cher is playing at the Super Dome, lets get tickets pro homo"

2).Preston: "I hate these straws, you have to suck so hard"
Brock: "...pro homo"
by Johnny_X April 1, 2008
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