sexual positions

Where one is ranked on the sexual ladder.

yoan is WAY out of my sexual position.. i need to find someone more in my league..

by Yoan February 1, 2003

posin' for a hosin'

At some universities, the custom of some young women to sunbathe where the football team will run by them (like beside the path between the field and the fieldhouse). The perfect posin' for a hosin' outfit is a very small thong bikini that's at least partly transparent. Easy to spot as they're the only people you've ever seen sunbathing with their makeup and hair perfect.

Your luck gets a lot better at the postgame party if you've been posin' for a hosin' all week.

by passerthru February 19, 2008

fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

by rocketride August 14, 2008

positive or negative

Two extremes which help classify each person, place, thing.

They met Saturday. The man complimented her beautiful face telling her her features were those of classic greek or italian women. She thanked each time he found a different way to say that and did everything within her power to create the most positive first impression by speaking perfectly and looking at him lovingly, which he also complimented her on. When by coincidence her mother, father, and brother entered the supermarket, they saw her talking with the man at a table in the eating area and said hello to the girl but did not approach them. Seeing how unattractive the members of her family initially looked to him turned him off, but over the weekend he fell in love with her, and Monday he realized that he considered external appearances unimportant, and that—thinking twice—the members of the girls family were also unpretentious. So, in time he got to know them and like them. Seeing they were poor, a few weeks later, he invited them to be partners in a new childcare business.

Though most people generally agree on what is positive and what is negative, one individual may interpret a thing to be positive, and a different individual may interpret it to be negative. Do you consider that chain of events to be positive or negative?

by but for February 13, 2018

Body positive

Body Positive! Eating whatever you want! And then crying about it after :( But posting on instagram that you’re sexy, even though you truely don’t believe it

Interviewer - “What does body positive mean too you?”

Confident person “ Body Positive! Eating whatever you want! And then crying about it after :( But posting on instagram that you’re sexy, even though you truely don’t believe it”

by MsGirl May 22, 2021

A# D# Position

A term used when a harpist uses the A sharp and D sharp pedals on their instrument. This position is when the harpist's legs are most widely apart.

If a harpist keeps their legs in the A# D# position for longer than necessary, it can look very sexually suggestive. It is therefore the harping equivalent of a 'Y shaped coffin'.

Can also be abbreviated to 'A# D#', as well as 'A sharp D sharp position' and 'A sharp D sharp'

"Ew, look at that harpist, she's totally A# D#"

"I'm sorry, but the A# D# position just doesn't work with guys'

by Nopseudonymisgoodenoughforme May 8, 2011

positive

a positive person is one who has confirmed by way of a blood test that they have been infected with the hiv virus; the very virus that causes AIDS.

I was at a casino and this chick wanted to bang me. She said, "Hey, we can do it, but I am positive, are ayou?" She also referrenced that she liked it up the back.

I didn't know what she meant by positive so I declined. Fortunatley I did not bang her in the ass as she would have infected me with the virus that causes AIDS.

by nick April 23, 2005