Mega Person

When one puts their head into their partners vagina, then, stands up and wears the person like Joey wore the turkey in Friends.

Kyle put his head in some Iranian girls vag and his mom walked in and surprised him, he stood up real quick and he was a Mega Person.

by Slafe March 9, 2010

personification

Giving an inanimate object or thing human characteristics

Ex: time leaps forward

Incorrect usage: time flies forward(this is a use of a less hear of literary term, avification.)

by MikeR April 14, 2004

fucking coolest person ever

Stephen Colbert, plain and simple.

Stephen Colbert is the fucking coolest person ever.

by K3n7 September 9, 2008

Persian Windshield Wiper

The Persian Windshield Wiper is when you ejaculate on a woman's (or if you prefer man's) face. Directly afterwords grab the shaft of your penis and flip it back and forth across her face like a windshield wiper hard enough to get the cum off, but not hard enough to break her nose.

"After I came on that bitches face, she started to complain, so I grabbed my cock and gave her a Persian Windshield Wiper"

by The Middle Eastern Sex Master February 10, 2010

Christian Persecution Complex

The complex where Christians are being oppressed and persecuted wherein reality their belief-system has been dominating countries, schools and political systems since like 300 BCE.

Christian: "One day Christians will be able to worship freely, without persecution."

Person: "Talk about CPC."

by DesPERRYado July 12, 2005

Persona!!!

The thing you yell while either a) tearing a fucking mask off your face b) pointing a fake gun at your head c) crushing a card....

And then he yelled Persona!!!

by Trevorr778 October 7, 2020

Normal Person

Someone that doesn’t go on fricking Urban Dictionary to look up definitions. I believe a dude named Mariam or something wrote a book on that.

A normal person would use the google definition for the word and be done at that.

by NoCookies March 19, 2022