English Proper

A large joint consisting of 3 papers. it is two papers long with an extra paper in the middle for ease of rolling.

"It's 4:20, wanna blaze a joint?" "nope, because I have a 6" long English Proper all rolled up for our enjoyment"

by shaginwagin April 14, 2010

bitch'n'proper

Bitch'n'proper (a.k.a. Bitch and proper or B&P for short) is a behavior sending someone to hell while maintaining proper behavior. I.e. being a bitch but at the same time using a neutral language.

Dave: Well, the new support rep was really pissed and rude about the lack of configurability in the new software release. But I told him "You are welcome to contact your local R&D product manager about it."

Bob: Wow, you really gave him a good bitch'n'proper bro!

by TheJV November 18, 2013

Propper w00t

A compliment towards a person or object

"Look at that egg, its propper w00t"

by The-Shield February 26, 2004

prospector

One who has the innate ability to locate comedy gold on UrbanDictionary.com

John Gill is one silly-ass prospector.

by Anonymous March 14, 2003

Proper Chels

A common term used amongst half witted football fans who happen to support that joke of a football club known as Chelsea F.C

Pronunciation: Propah Chelsse!

E.g Rory Bartholomew Jennings: Frank Lampard is the greatest man ever. He's a Chelsea man: proper Chels!

by g3org3.m June 14, 2023

transitive butt property

The transitive butt property states that: the dumbness of someone's butt is equal to or greater than the dumbness of that person's head.

by lunar April 4, 2003

property

a submissive boyfriend

My younger, curly-haired boyfriend is my property- and he likes it.

by Amanda November 14, 2003