1000 pound club

a ritual usually performed in college where after announcing there intentions to "join the 1000 pound club" a guy would attempt to have sex with over 1000 pounds of women between Friday night and Monday morning

Bob says hes goign for the 1000 pound club this weekend . he'll never make it .

by billy joe bob-bob October 6, 2019

800-pound gorilla

The big, dominant factor regarding some topic.

“I can’t think of anybody who had more impact than Dr. Dobson,” on rousing evangelicals to the polls, Richard Viguerie, a GOP direct-mail guru, recently told U.S. News & World Report. “He was the 800-pound gorilla.”

by The Wu Factor November 16, 2005

bitch to the pound

to be succesful in the act of achieving intercourse with a person of the female persuasion (bitch) after only one date.
Thus taking that "bitch" to the "pound".
Get it? Its a pun. Saying bitch is like a girl, and a dog. Where do you take dogs? the pound. :P

Mark: Dude how'd your date go?
Fabio: Man i totally took that bitch to the pound!
Mark: Yeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaah! (high five or pound it)

by 2TrippyPs January 2, 2009

jack pound

to fuck a girl really, really hard for an extended period of time.

I jack pounded that hot slut from the club last night for a solid hour. Way to go Brad!!

by T Morph April 4, 2008

Five Pound Mud Hat

:1) To be having such a shitty day that you feel like you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat. 2) To be on the receiving end of a tubgirl. 3) To have your head so far up your ass that you're wearing a Five Pound Mud Hat.

And she was all, "you want me to give you a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And I was like, "wtf's a Five Pound Mud Hat?" And then she said, "why don't you look it up on urbandictionary.com ass hole."

by MudHatter June 26, 2010

Million Pound Drop

When a rich guy sits on the toilet, he's in a rush so he doesn't pull his trousers down all the way. As he is rich he has one million pounds in his pocket. He the million pound drops out of his pocket into the crapper.

Based on the Channel 4 progam, Million Pound Drop Live.

For fuck sake. I've only gone and done the Million Pound Drop, Jeeves!

by Frankletini November 11, 2010

5 Pound Bitch

A Comeback sure to insult the person.

Coy Trantham: Bitches these days..

Isabella R.: Dont be mad just cause your a 5 Pound Bitch!

by Isabella R <3 September 8, 2011