Potato

The best vegetable on the planet. tastes good in any way! fried, boiled, deep-fried, mashed, and way more!
also used to refer to someone who's lazy and fat

Person 1: hey is that Liz?
Person 2: yeah, she became a potato ever since quarantine.

by randomfoodie33 June 9, 2022

Potato

1. The holiest and fruitiest of veggietables. Good to crunch. Found in chip, fry, mash, scallop, and raw forms.
2. Used to describe anything and everything.

1. Hailey gazed longingly at the crispy crunchyness of the glorious potato fry.
2. "Look at my new puppy!"
"Awww! He's such a potato!"

by :○) June 12, 2022

Potato

A child that has been stuffed in a potato sack and brutally murdered while in said sack

Person 1: have you heard of the boy who got a potato
Person 2: yeah I'm hiding my child so they don't get one

by Jimjom33 August 19, 2022

potato

Balls

potatoes

by Ploppy Poopies August 23, 2022

Potato

A vital form of sustenance for the Irish, without it, they perish.

The potato blight nearly eradicated the Irish but luckily they had enough whiskey to last them a few millennia

by D.B._Souper August 28, 2022

Potato

A carnivorous animal that secretly kills humans

Oh look a killer potato - A random person

by shadow2329382938 June 25, 2022

Potato

Not a penis, it is a food item

Stop looking at my penis. Its a penis , not a potato

by 13 man June 27, 2022