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Facebook poke

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A feature on Facebook which allows users to interact without actually talking. Many guys falsely perceive it as a way for girls to indicate that they want to have sexual intercourse with said guy.
Guy #1: "Whats good, nigga? LaNeesha facebook poked me. Dat bitch deff wants the D."

Guy #2: "Shit Tyrone, get it together!"
by TyroneDaPussyEater February 5, 2013
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chinese poke torture

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when you throw someone down, jump on the stomach, pin their arms under your knees, and poke vigurously on their forehead and sternum.
I gave richard chinese poke torture till he puked.
by Jahamid111 October 19, 2009
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poison poke

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Banging a slut with poison oak on your junk and not telling her. So bad, but man does it feel so good.
You remember that stripper Krista? I gave her the poison poke last night. Best way to scratch it Ive ever found. Didnt tell her, bet she hates her life today!
by Bangin the cart girl February 16, 2014
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anwen poke

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A striking technique using the length of the whole arm to imitate the single finger poke of The Anwen.
by Automated Joke Guy December 11, 2003
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DP (decoy poke)

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A type of poke, when you divert the attention of the person you want to poke, by initializing a fake poke, while actually poking the person with the other hand.
>the action occurs<
"I have just DP (decoy poke)-ed you dude!"
by J&L inc. July 25, 2009
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National Boob Poke Day

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On April 13 of every year. Guys get to go poke a girls boob without them getting mad. Reffered to secretely by guys as NBPD
I poked that girls boob today and she couldnt get mad cause its National Boob Poke Day
by Nagd April 10, 2017
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When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.
"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."
by Hank "Hefty" Hoolie August 16, 2003
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