by cianisafag March 7, 2018
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by Penny pearston May 19, 2018
Get the Penny Pearston mug.Where someone acts arrogantly/annoyingly "pious 'n' preachy" ("I'm as honorable as a parson!") when publicly interacting with others, but is in reality a totally selfish/dishonest jerk in his private actions.
I somehow can never develop much respect for some highfalutin nose-in-the-air who claims to be a religious fanatic, but who also cannot appropriately handle even a simple moral-question situation --- talk about a split parsonality!
by QuacksO August 7, 2018
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by anonymous April 1, 2019
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