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Natural Methodist

1. A born again birth control user who excessively claims to be using natural birth control method; and gives TMI about her cycle, her sex life, and her religious beliefs.

2. The natural methodist method is based on a trinity of ideas overshadowed by one all encompassing truth. Firstly, that women ovulate 14 days before menstruation begins, give or take two days. Secondly, that sperm can survive inside a woman for three days. That an egg can only be fertilized within 24 hours of being released from the ovaries.
And lastly, that anyone at work gives a shit.
She's a total Natural Methodist; she would have never made it through high school or technical school if she really was using the the rhythm method. I can't eat hard boiled eggs anymore since she told me when she ovulates.
Natural Methodist by floorfly November 21, 2010

Natural Lube 

When one coats the penis or vagina in semen to lube that area up.
My girlfroend amd I had so much sex last night I used my natural lube with her.

natural father 

slang for "natty daddy", a 8% beer thats cheap as hell and tastes like shit, but gets you totally wasted. theyre pretty much just four lokos without the flavor and energy stuff.
lets pickup some natural fathers tonight we getting wasted
natural father by LooLooLooLooLoo December 14, 2012

Natural Selection 

I will find you, and I WILL kill you!

-Nature

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster 

I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster
Person 1: "I heard there's gonna be a natural disaster!"
Person 2: "Crazy!"
Person 1: "Right?!"
1: A term people use when they mean the exact opposite.

2: The perfect get-out in tricky conversations.
1:
'Where, on earth, did you manage to find naturally produced meat balls, Fiona?'

'In Sainsburys.'

2:
'I assume you've remembered me in your will?'

'Naturally.'
Naturally by Albert Woods December 9, 2008