National Gay Day

November 24th is national gay day if you say no homo even once joe Biden will eat your first born alive, don’t worry about having socks on when you cuddle with the homies, whatever you do on November 24th Isn’t gay. But if you’re born on November 24th you’re just gay

National gay day

Innocent child: NO JAMES STOP

James: it’s November 24th it’s fine

Innocent child: oh go ahead

by HairyCheeseBalls November 3, 2019

national nicotine day

national nicotine day august 27th
the day to smoke the most nicotine

“hey bro can you buy me juul pods national nicotine day “
“hey bro make sure your juul is on green for national nicotine day”

by juuler April 20, 2019

National boo day

The day you and your boo get together and celebrate your accomplishments. Known as the person you talk to on a daily. SHOW OFF YOUR BOO

Aye national boo day !! Bae wya??

by Ayyeeefuckitup June 11, 2017

National YB day

On October the 1st you have to post youngboy you have to d ride youngboy and you have to revolve ur life around yb from October 1st - October 31st

“National YB day🤡”

by Youngboy > jay z August 1, 2021

National Jeff Day

National Jeff Day, July 28th

Mark yer calendarz

Ayee It's National Jeff Day! July 28th

by Jeff is god August 18, 2021

National Bozo Day

December 24, a day where you become a bozo for the next 24 hours.

Jake is such a bozo that he practically started National Bozo Day

by anonymous December 23, 2021

National Rape Day

POV: you’re an incel and a fucking idiot

seriously though, this shit is absolutely disgusting, how mentally deficient do you have to be to think this is ok? (this being, for those who don’t know, a ‘holiday’ where it’s ‘legal’ ((no the fuck it’s not.)) to rape/sexually assault people.)

some dude idk: “yay! guys, today is National Rape Day!”

me: *literally beats him to death lol*

by tooth_overlord April 19, 2021