Emo MySpace kid: I want to kms
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯
Authentic African- American: Real nigga only hours
Emo MySpace kid: I want 2 die
Authentic African- American: smash dat fuckn like button 😂👌💯
by PeepingJayZ July 15, 2017
When you're so done with life you turn your depression into humor. Sad-clown esqe.
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
"I will stop making depression jokes when depression stops making a joke out of me."
by NekoKat May 28, 2021
Mathew Mercer's famous line when a PC gets the final hit on a powerful foe. Allowing the player to decide how cool the final attack looks.
"Ok, How do you want to do this?" Asked Mercer the Merciless . Player in a shakey voice that grows more confident as they speak."I stand between my unconscious ally and swing with all my strength as it comes towards me aiming for the head." Mercer "With that, the cursed blade you wield slices through the skull of the beast in a downward slash. Straight through the neck and spine. Upon doing so the beast lands with a side of its skull on either side of your feet. As you look down you can see the even in death the blood boils as the brains start to bubble and burn."
by Malkirian February 08, 2018
This phrase is a derogatory saying that usually denounces someone's style in something. "X" is usually replaced with a time period whom the person's style reflects. "Y" is replaced with the item being made fun of or denounced.
Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...
Another permutation of this saying is more common on imageboards, messageboards, and forums. china called...
Examples of X Called, they want their Y Back...
Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back
Hey, Justin Bieber called, he wants his singing skills back.
Hey, the 1970s called, they want their clothing back
Hey, Elvis called, he wants his hair back
by Some dude with a Guitar November 23, 2010
the way i feel right now. caused by lack of sleep lack of friends lack of proper nutrition and lack of fucks given. the only way to end it is to listen to the inconsiderate voices that i hear and try to block out on a min. to min. basis but that would end in catastrophe
by youbetchyah July 18, 2018
It is the most go-to starter phrase when asking an abnormal question to hide behind a facade and save yourself from judgement, embarrassment, humiliation, possibly dishonoring your family's name.
Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Use this phrase if you are suffering from severe to mild symptoms of curiosity but still want to save your future-self from the consequences of asking such disgraceful questions and from being looked at by other people as a degenerate.
Example 1
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...
Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
Dude 1: Bro, 'my friend wants to know (MFWTK)' if Ron Jeremy's magic beans can REALLY help make your lil jimmy grow bigger and last longer in bed.
Dude 2: (rolling on the floor laughing) HAHAHA!!! Who's the friend?!
Dude 1: (panicking) Shit! I gotta go. I forgot to walk the dog.
Dude 2: Dafuq? But you don't have a dog...
Example 2
Curious Teenager: (asking the users of the interweb) 'MFWTK' how to properly wipe your rear to eliminate dingleberries. He says that he stains his boxers on a daily basis and that his mother is getting tired of cleaning up after his 'shit' like his messy room.
by AnGrYRameN December 17, 2016
a meaner way of saying "you rnt getting it". often used by those people who r hilarious that always have a straight face.
by chrisssythewhite April 02, 2011