Monte

a straight a hole

Monte is so annoying

by XloserX April 22, 2019

monte kiro

Rhyming slang for 'giro'.....

"spunked ma monte kiro in 5 minutes on ching".....

"you monte'd up the mora?"
"- aye, milky bars uhr own me"

by M c Loud May 10, 2019

montgomery steamroller

The process of fucking another’s mouth when a mix of cum and feces in the others mouth

Yesterday Johnny gave me a Montgomery Steamroller, I still have the taste in my mouth.

by TunasubBackwards069 May 28, 2019

Monterey Melt

Screwing a girl on the beach, and you pull out, straddle her, and cum on her forehead. When she sits up, and the cum runs down her face, that’s a Monterey Melt.

Met this chick at a beach bar... I had no choice but to give her a Monterey Melt..

by stratguy July 10, 2019

Montezooma's revenge

A disease of the digestive system that causes you to rush madly about for extended periods.

If I have a bout of Montezooma's revenge, I watch Zoom on PBS Kids to make the feverishly-compulsive leg-work seem less boring and tiring.

by QuacksO October 4, 2019

monte cassino

a school that produces kellians and basic bitches

“so today was really hard my range rover tire popped” “youre so basic” “its because i go to monte cassino”

by kellianhj October 10, 2019

Montgomery Hug

When two first cousins hug each other without clothes.

- Hey Beverley how about a Montgomery Hug?!
- My Cousin Dave loves to Montgomery Hug.

by Brauumi November 18, 2019