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Metro Mouth

Someone who reads the metro(free newspaper around the manchester area) and they repeat everything in the paper like its their opinion, and lives by the horoscopes in them.
do you no (what evers happening at the time) have you bin reading the metro, Metro Mouth
by Dik-ed April 15, 2007
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metro-hicksual

a spin-off of the metro-sexual male who dresses nice but isn't gay. A metro-hicksual is a redneck country male who reads GQ and dresses with the latest trends to the best of his ability despite his country roots.
Damn, Billy! I didn't know you could dress up like that...you're a real metro-hicksual round these parts
by Fritz Briargrove June 11, 2011
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Metromoke

Any local muscular MMA-wannabe type guy who has manicured fingers, pencil-thin tweezed eyebrows, and $75 haircuts. Some even wear makeup. They usually have the Hawaiian islands tattooed somewhere, like to mean mug and throw up middle fingers in photos, and have the IQ of an average rock.
What's up with all the ripped gay dudes? Nah, brah they're not gay, they're just metromokes.
by Danimalicous August 23, 2011
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Metro Surfing

A term used to describe the sport of standing, with feet planted, on the D.C. Metro while it is moving, trying to avoid falling.
Rules:
1) No touching the chairs, bars, or anything else
2) No using other people as support
3) You feet must remain planted
4) One round last from stop to stop

Any breaking of the rules results in an out. If you are out, you can't participate in the game again until the next stop
There are really random turns on the Metro! My friend and I almost fell down, while Metro Surfing but somehow, survived! After ten stops, I hadn't fallen over yet, and won!
by Kitkatrh December 18, 2012
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Metronet

A pretty new all-fiber optic Internet service provider that serves Midwest Indiana and some other areas.
Also offers TV and IP Phone services too, plus some other stuff
Metronet is way better than Comcast, my internet actually works!
by urBAN DICtionary December 20, 2014
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metro

Meet you at metro
by Hibye101 January 23, 2017
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Country Metro

A style driven by a person who is from the South or Southwest that embraces their inner country/redneck spirit while displaying trendy, current styles typically seen in more culturally advanced metro areas. This style puts the individual in the spotlight from a fashion sense as a metrosexual but keeps them comfortable talking about and pursuing hunting, fishing, NASCAR, four-wheeling and other country-folk activities. One may often hear, "Hey y'all, watch this!" come from their mouth as they unbuckle a $100 belt and their designer jeans to jump into a rock quarry on a rope swing.
When the guys met Dave for the opening day of dove hunting season, they were all dressed in camouflage but Dave showed up with his designer field boots, pressed shirt, and collectible gun being called country metro for the rest of the day.
by BigwadSavannah June 16, 2018
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