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Mercenary

n. Mer'-suh-nerry, a contemporary American that lives out of total self-interest regardless of his/her impact on others. Totally driven to self-aggrandizement, but shallow, stupid, semi-literate and generally not interested in anything outside of shopping or self-promotion. Will eventually self-destruct by disappearing up own asshole.
Often found reading Us ("Pus") Magazine to find out what other degenerate fools do with their empty, pathetic lives.
Lacks sense of morality and decency. Essentially for sale to the highest bidder, regardless of consequences or prior purchased allegiances.
Will annihilate those perceived to threaten a mercenary's existence. Subtle undercurrent of destructive behaviour.
syn. Whore, Prostitute, Waste of space, suburban dweller, Californian
ant. person of integrity, person with a soul, decent human being
That Paris is such a mercenary. She doesn't know or care about anything except herself.
I was feeling like a mercenary so I hung around Worth Avenue all day carrying a snobby shopping bag.
Those Hessian Mercenaries got their butts kicked and then they went shopping to assuage their feelings of low self-worth.
by AdamanEve April 9, 2006
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Person A: Dude I merc'ed this guy in COD last night
Person B: It's murk NEWB
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marcello

a man of brazillian descendants with unusually wide sort penis also known as a chode. His line of work is often prostitution, he most likely has many STD's and makes little money.
Man i shouldn't have picked up that marcello last night. I think i only have about a week to live now.
by Cathyujuhu February 19, 2009
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marcel

a tall or giant size woman that kinda resembles bigfoot. In addition has a strange odor that smells like an old dirty sock or soiled blanket..
Holy shit!!! Did you see that woman. Looked like a marcel
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mences

a retarded kid who teaches you life lessons by example.
normal guy (before): it seems like all my life i was defending mences...

interaction with mences.

normal guy (after): maybe, just maybe. mences was defending me.
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Mercer

Mercer is known on many forums, he is hated on 90% and normally has 1000+ posts. He generallys fights with the mods and admins and ends up getting banned.
Tazg: i love Mercer
Nova: Me too
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Hey. I'm about to merc so laters.
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