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Matthew

Matthew's are either the absolute worst or the best. But at their best they will treat you like a queen, they are goofy and loving and kind, super smart and athletic, and they make everything seem so easy and everything comes naturally to them. They might have had a rough past but they will change and grow for the ones they love. They seek the best in people and everyone admires them for their amazing and strong personalities. If you have a Matthew and he treats you right then never let him go because you will never find another one like him.
Hey you know Matthew?... yeah he's the hottest guy in school!
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A black Indian nerdy guy who has OCD, wears glasses and has multi-personality disorder with his other half being a white obese woman with extreme depression and likes to lick his depression.
hello, I'm Matthew and I'm a 58-year-old woman who likes trains and I'm diagnosed with chronic depression.
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is fucking brain damaged like fr
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He is fun nice but can be an a**hole great to be around is a jerk when he is with friends. Fun sense of humor make a good boyfriend. Like video games and netflix.
Matthew is such a jerk
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Matthew is a person that is very funny, nice, caring and forgiving. Matthew is a person girls fall for and adore for. Matthew has a
VERY large penis almost as long and fat as his arm. Matthew in all is a very good person and if you
find one cherish him and love him as he will do the same for you.
Matthew is love, Matthew is life
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he’s a eboy Japanese princess who is also french and a coward.
hey matthew you’re an eboy, right?

yes matthews princess kenny, wdym?
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A brat that hates your Minecraft cat
Why u a Matthew
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