Monday

the day of the week before Tuesday and following Sunday.

I'll see you on Monday

by sigmamale1260 March 29, 2025

Pastrami Monday

A national holiday, observed every Monday, to celebrate pastrami.

"Hey, don't forget that it's Pastrami Monday."
"You're right, I should eat some pastrami."

by PastramiFan April 8, 2019

Monday Cookie

A shot of bourbon Monday morning

Paul: Hey John how are you doing today?

John: Great, just had my Monday cookie and I am ready to go!

by Racecur September 22, 2018

Monday

a.k.a the busiest day of the week

oh god why is it monday!?

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 8, 2021

Black Monday

The first Monday after the NFL regular season ends where head coaches are typically fired by their respective franchises.

I hope Black Monday hits Mike McCarthy; he’s never heard of clock management!!

by CTO_DC4L January 10, 2022

Monday

left

Me

Broken= Tuesday I was through with hoping Monday

by Wednesday_my_emptyarmswereopen July 15, 2023

Colorado Monday

Taking a day off school in order for students to have at least one school day to smoke weed

Mom: Honey, get ready for school!
Jerry: No way mom, it's a Colorado Monday
Mom: Oh right, then I guess you'll have to help me pull out some weeds *wink*
Dad: What's going on here?

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018