Someone who is always around, but doesn't really have any redeeming features. High in sodium, low in anything worthwhile.
by brucelives October 30, 2015
When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.
That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!
by MassiveMeat April 01, 2020
by Jayyyyythugz December 12, 2019
The result of a person that lives with or in a junkyard;
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
The result of a person the lives to buy sell or trade junk at a garage sale;
The result of itching profusely due to the possibility of being able to acquire more junk.....,
by ADONEALL February 10, 2013
Though containing the word crunk, having crunk in your junk has little to do with being crazily drunk. "Crunk" is here utilized to describe any and all random debris that has found its way into the pubic hair after a hot and sweaty day; such as lint, crabs, and even the straying dingleberry. Can usually be remedied with a shower.
by Tory... May 05, 2005
by ashlee June 16, 2004
by Slusss6969 February 07, 2018