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Judges 19

A snuff porn plot in the old testament. fast forward: the plot goes there was a Levite & his concubine are being house in someone else's house, some Benjamites knock on the door saying bring the foreigner outside we know him. This was a euphemism in its time we would like to sex with him. The home owner goes outside and says don't do such a wicked thing, here take my daughter instead. anyways the bejamites ran train and raped the girl to death, she got left dead on the doorstep the next day.
I couldn't tell if I was reading an adult fiction novel or the bible when I was reading Judges 19
by BeatMeatRepeat December 13, 2022
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Juggernaut

A roaddog who can fill your gas tank quickly and reliably by asking people at the gas station for help (aka gas jugging), across the country if needed.
My friend Stitch is an amazing juggernaut! He filled out tank in like 20 minutes!
by Poopsmart January 15, 2023
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Juggernaut

A roaddog who can fill your gas tank quickly and reliably by asking people at the gas station for help (aka gas jugging), across the country if needed.
My friend Stitch is an amazing juggernaut! He filled out tank in like 20 minutes!
by Poopsmart January 15, 2023
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Judge

No, your guy friends judge you. They absolutely do. They literally aren't allowed to voice that judgement or you won't be friends with him.
Hym "Well, if they won't judge you I'll do it for them. What's funny is that you give yourself out. 'A woman won't cheat if she's happy in the relationship' 👈 That is now you know what you're going to get. She's going to cheat. She's got a preemptive excuse primed and ready to go. If she's ever not happy in the relationship? She'll cheat. Small dick? Cheat. It just IS what's going happen. Look at the shape of her head! Cube skull. She's got the caveat though. It has nothing to do with insecurity. You tattled on yourself. 'If I (a woman) am not happy in a relationship I (a woman) will cheat'. That's what she just said there. Don't let this bitch use deceptive, banal female rhetoric to try and make it sound like she isn't saying what she is actually trying to say there. And what's going to happen? Used up by fat cocks, her guy friends are going to start getting girlfriends who are not going to what THEM around HER, she's going to hit the wall and the fear of dying alone is going to set in, and then maybe the small dicks aren't so bad maybe someone will love me.... Once I'm all used up the small dicks can have me. NOPE. Too late whore. Your head is a square and if you put 10 years on you it isn't even worth it to commit."
by Hym Iam February 1, 2023
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juggersaurus

where a female has monster tits, compared to a prehistoric creature tyranasaurus rex because there so big.
emily benmore is a juggersaurus. she has 40kg jugs
by semenmuncher69 April 5, 2023
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Judges

it talks about how the israelites kept rejecting the lord and worshipping idols

cool fact: the judges that god appointed defeatet the enemies and the land of israel
Judges will teach about sin

it mostly happens when your a child
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
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juggerbot

Personal property of Playstaion user vSquidzz. Often used when referring to someone as a "nincompoop".
Huevo stop throwing alley-oops! You're acting like a juggerbot!
by vSquidzz May 1, 2023
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