20 inch dongs

Big ass dick

Bitches just can't handle them 20 inch dongs . Damn

by dirty harry 91 October 14, 2014

12 inch punisher

A really long dick going in your vagina and it really hurts hents punisher

OMG PULL OUT UR 12 inch punisher a is hurting me

by Annastoner January 18, 2017

1 inch pinch

A person with a 1 inch penis, like sad size.

Francis, do you have a 1 inch pinch

by Tsukes June 30, 2017

In two inches of freezing water

Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.

Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!

by Kaycene September 25, 2008

African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"

Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!

by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010

2 inch

a small penis

you have a 2 inch

by chazer6571 January 9, 2020

Itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

A disease which your poop, your butt, and your butthole become severely itchy. It is caused by a bacteria named Iliketoeatyourbuttbrownlificusmomentumshoogyboogyrasputinis.

Lenny face: I want the booty give me the booty round booty, back up the booty, hunting the-

Butthole: LENNY FACE!!!!!!!

Lenny face: Wot.

Butthole: WHY WAS MY BUTTCHEEKS, MY BUTTHOLE, MY POOP, AND WHY DID IT ITCH WHEN I POOP?!

Crowd: *Laughing because of how stupid Butthole is.*

Lenny face: Well you see you have itchybuttholebuttcheeksyeepoopitis

And they all lived in perfect harmony and they each licked and ate each other's buttholes poop and buttcheeks. THE END!

by Fallen Soldier June 19, 2017