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Holy Hand Grenade 

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First you pour diet coke in a girls vagina. Then you grab a handful of mentos and fist fuck her for a count of three. Do not count to four, nor two, lest it proceedeth you to three. Five is right out. Then get the hell out of the way.
"The other day I was fisting my girl and she said 'hey, let's try something kinky' so I gave her the Holy Hand Grenade. I was cleaning diet coke off of my walls for three days.
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Holy Shit On A Tricycle! 

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Noun Phrase,
1. Used to add extremeness when holy shit is not vivid enough.
Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I just saw a six armed midget doing backflips to music in the subway!

Holy Shit On A Tricycle! I got yo momma preggers!
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Holy Zen

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A phrase made by Chipp Zanuff, an Engrish speaker.
Holy Zen! It's lunchtime!
Holy Zen by Diablo the Echidna October 21, 2003
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holy shizzle dizzle 

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it measn lyk crap or shoot
holy shizzle dizzle i lost my $$$
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Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole 

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1) The most extreme expression of amazement. A step up from Holy frijole.

2) Sainted beans accompanied by a side of an avocado paste mixed with onion and spices.
1)
Melissa: I just won a billion dollars, and look, there's a flying monkey!
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole!

2)
Waiter: What can I get you?
David: Holy frijole, bowl of guacamole.
Waiter: Right away sir.
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holy spirits 

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Any strong spirit or liquor like whiskey, rum, brandy, or gin that is the answer to a prayer.
After the horrible day I had I sure needed the intervention of holy spirits!

I'm not picky... I'll take any holy spirits you have on hand: scotch, bourbon-- anything.
holy spirits by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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