Aunt Mary's Goat 

a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.

My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!

Aunt Mary's Goat by Poopin in ur boot January 5, 2010

Goat'd 

To give a statement of fact that appears to be ludicrous or obviously incorrect, given for the purpose to elicit an outrage from the surrounding audience.

Sam: "Look, this is ridiculous, no one good in the NBA has ever worn number 23."
Will: "ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!? MICHAEL JORDAN!!!!!"
Sam: "You just got goat'd!!!"

Goat'd by Will and Sam February 18, 2009

escape goat

"Escape goat" was said on-air in 2002 by UK Big Brother reality show contestent Jade Goody. Scorned by millions, usage picked up, and now it's widely said, by some knowingly aware of the joke, but others unknowingly. The mistake vaguely makes sense because people looking for a "scapegoat" are trying to "escape" blame.

"They were trying to use me as an escape goat," said Jade.

escape goat by geoffreyt February 20, 2009

Goated

Being very good or insane at something

Bro, that guy is goated out of his mind!

Goated by ImThatUrbanGuy August 12, 2019

goatse 

A disgusting picture of a man stretching his anus extremely wide.

-Hey you know what goatse is?
-no, what is it?
-check this website out!
-oh god it's horrible!
-hahaha!

goatse by Jack Wang 3 April 20, 2009

milk the goat 

1) n. radical skateboarding move in which the rider leaps over an animal while the board runs under the animal. Care should be taken that the animal is not particularly skittish. By extension "milk the steel goat" is the same move but a car is employed instead of an animal.

2) v. sexual euphemism.

Yo! Dude! Check out the Great Dane! Time for a milk the goat! Wanna watch?

Uhhh. You mean the noun, right?

milk the goat by gnostic1 January 21, 2011

Goatse Dance,The

A dance move where one places their hands together in front of their face,with their fingers closed in a fist as if gripping an object, and slowly pulling their hands appart revealing their grinning face. See Goatse.

"He was going ok with her, then he started doing the Goatse Dance. She knew what it was and got grossed out"

Goatse Dance,The by GoatMaster303 March 27, 2005