Super Dork Loser 

Someone who is a dork and a loser to the most extreme of which it is obtainable. Or a super nerd that is just on a whole new level of nerdy, loserdom.

Anyone that doens't know what a vagina is.

Someone who doens't like girls in general.

A female that doesn't like to put out, I mean come on bitch you got a vagina for a reason. No reason not to hide it... come on...

You're mother when she is yelling at you to do something.,

Everyone in highschool.

Wow!, my boss is a super dork Loser.

James Puglisi(A person that went to jefferson township,973)

Why is there so many super dork losers here at best buy?
- Why is there so many super dork losers here at game stop?
Must be a new game coming out.

Friend- Hey I'm going home to do some gaming you want to come!?!?!?!

You- Fuck off you super dork loser I'm getting pussy.

Super Dork Loser by Mele 973 New Jersey. November 10, 2010

Whale Dork 

The Penis of a Whale

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...

Whale Dork by Ian November 27, 2003

band dork 

The annoying kids who are in Band just for the 'easy A'. Disliked by Band Geeks and Band Nerds, but on decent terms with the Choir Dweebs and Orchestra Nerds (on average. Another term for Concert Bandies

"Who, 'George'? He never practices, and hardly plays. He's just another Band Dork."

band dork by me v.2.4 December 22, 2008

Closet dork

A closet dork is someone who is socially accepted; however, when they are out of the public eye they conduct activities one would consider unpopular. (Public eye meaning anyone who is socially accepted. The closet dork may still associate with other dorks behind closed doors)

Closet dorks do not fit the stereotypical "look" of a dork, nerd, geek, etc. They generally are able to fit into any "group" of people. Ways to discover if someone is a closet dork may be the usage of vocabulary that your ordinary social butterfly may not understand or Dungeon and Dragons books mysteriously observed sitting around in their residence.

Closet dorks are generally attractive to semi-attractive dorks/geeks. This is part of the reason why they are accepted into popular crowds. It is very difficult for a unattractive dork to become a closet dork.

Closet Dork: Sorry guys, I'd come out with you tonight but I have to take this one girl I just met to the movies.

Popular Friend: He's full of crap. "The reason he isn't coming out tonight is because he's a closet dork and there's a World of Warcraft tournament tonight that he always plays in."

Some of the following qualities usually can be applied to the closet dork:

plays video games, plays at least one sport that requires physical activity (cards do not count), reads "real" books, reads maxim/playboy, invited to parties, throws parties, nice personality, found attractive by attractive females, makes conversation that that people can relate to, has their own stories to tell as opposed to other people's stories/made up ones, can talk about good movies/games, can talk about sports/knows the rules, has a good sense of style as opposed to all vintage/mother bought clothing, do not use woman yet still enjoy sex, and you must be an intelligent person or speaker.

Many Fraternity brothers are considered closet dorks. A "dork" going to college far away from home and learning how to be "popular" as well as a different person. When social events are planned the closet dork presents himself as a "jock like" individual when he really is the definition of a dork behind the scenes. Once this is learned then one can consider himself a closet dork.

*If you are not sure if you are socially accepted or a dork and you are not considerably smart then you should refer to the word "loser". This may apply to you; therefore, strive to attain the aforementioned qualities. It can only get better from here.*

Closet dork by Bluefly125 June 6, 2009

Whale dork 

The epitome of dorkiness.

"Dude do you know that girl Jamie?"

"Ah yea she's such a whale dork!"

Whale dork by hawaii350 November 23, 2011

Dumb Dork Sandwich 

Something you call someone who drives with their head up their butt and your children are in your car so you have to keep it clean.

Bad driver cuts you off and you have to throw on your brakes.
"You Dumb Dork Sandwich!!!"

Dumb Dork Sandwich by ShipWrect February 4, 2010

Drug Dork

a paronoid friend who becomes a complete fool towards you and others when buying or doing drugs.
2) one who sweats profusely , paces , breathes heavily ,over exhagerrates and cant stop talking when waiting for or doing drugs.

whats with ryan, ever since i told him my buddies stopping by with a few berries he wont shut the fuck up and keeps walking in and out of the bathroom. Oh, dont mind him, hes a drug dork.

Drug Dork by crazypolock8 May 1, 2010