crank mechanic

US Navy Corpsman or urologist

Gotta go visit the crank mechanic after liberty last night.

by Rodger Barnett April 15, 2008

bomb ass crank

a word used to describe some potent crack, usually consumed by an african american homeless man...

Did you see that bum with that pipe?
-yes, he was lit.
-he must have smokes some bomb ass crank

by christian January 25, 2005

Crankshank

An Asian Bogan that can somtimes resemble an emo. EXTREMELY loud.

Doesn't know how or when to shut up.

Does mad Chili shits.

Burning asshole.

Dude, Look at the Crankshank kid. Is that emo kid Asian or bogan? That lad's weird bro.

by Mad asian at the library February 26, 2009

Crank

Cry wank

Person 1 "oh look there's Dave cranking into a pool of his own tears"
Person 2 "Yeah he does that"

by The Gadd September 20, 2015

Alaskan 90 crank

While having sex in a McDonalds dining room, stick your penis in someone's hole and spin it around at a 90 degree angle, therefore committing an Alaskan 90 crank.

"Bro, yesterday I gave Lawson an Alaskan 90 crank, it was sick."

by Cirtasin Lora February 20, 2022

crank

To crank is to wank and cry simultaneously. The tears can be used as lubricant. Cranking is most commonly done when a relationship has just ended.

"I had a crank two hours ago" "My boyfriend just dumped me, I really need a crank" "I saw you cranking last night" "You're a cranker" "Your mum just caught me cranking" "Don't sit on that sofa, I had a drunken crank there when I got back last night"

by Sarah Williams June 25, 2008

Cranksgiving

The grumpy alternative to the traditional 'merican Thanksgiving. In which individuals of various family groups gather together in one general area to over eat, drink, and socialize. The result of this gathering is oftentimes bickering, yelling, and general crassness. Overall emotional scarring is the goal.

Bill and Barb decided to visit their good-for-nothing children for Thanksgiving. Once they arrived, their spoiled, over-stimulated and under-exercised grandchildren, Matt and Jennifer greeted them at the door. The kids smirked half-assed smiles over their BlackBerrys while texting their incredibly co-dependent friends. Meanwhile in the kitchen, the consistency of the gravy was being battled over by Patsy, Bill and Barb's daughter, and their pea-brained son-in-law Steve. Making themselves at home Bill and Barb sat on the couch and tried to make conversation with the technologically dependent children. With no success except for some minor stares and nods, they decided to attempt to try and help with preparation for the afternoon feast. Finding refuge in the small confines of the sweltering kitchen, Barb felt a renewed sense of family, or was it the grumbling in her abdomen that made her feel the need to assist with the baking? Once the table to was set, food placed in it's distinct locations, cell phones turned off, teenagers appropriately managed, and everyone gathered, it was time to chow down. Yet again another happy Cranksgiving was had by all.

by Hamtart November 26, 2009