stank and crank

When a male (possibly female) shits and proceeds to jerk off while on the toilet

Bro you going to the bathroom?

Yeah for a quick “stank and crank”!

by jpatty! November 14, 2019

bitch crank

1.To beat the living piss out of someone.
2.To harm someone physically.
3.To move an individual with force by means of hitting, particularly punching in the mouth.

When I was at the store the other day, I totally bitch cranked this old slut into the Rice Crisy Treats display for giving me some shit about being too loud.

by B Diddy Dogg July 28, 2008

yank me crank me

an alcoholic beverage that consists of beer, vodka, lemonade, and mountain dew (or sprite)

Michelle was completely wasted after 3 cups of yank me crank me

by klg4567 April 27, 2007

having a wafty crank

a term used to refer male masterbation

see also wanking, pulling your pudding, bashing the bishop.

by Anonymous March 4, 2003

peddle and crank

Wank

To have a wank

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

yank your crank

To masterbate.

Jack-off.

"Where is Bob?"
"Probably yanking his crank!!"

After work today i will yank your crank, John.

by karsss January 13, 2009

a crank

A crank is an unusually large penis. Generally being 9 inches or greater.

Damn dude, Matt's got a crank!

by Brad crank July 6, 2010