Codtastrophe

When something really bad happens in Call of Duty that causes you to lose the game.

Player 1: "Yeah I just got a lightning strike we can win this now"
Player 2: "Yeaaaaah you just killed your whole team and we lost this is a codtastrophe"

by TRISKIT89 September 7, 2013

coitaphobia

Fear of intimacy

The virgin had coitaphobia

by Looster October 3, 2013

comtastrophe

A communications catastrophe.

When the state representative posted half naked pictures to his instagram it was a comtastrophe when the media picked it up.

by BlindRef February 5, 2014

cartato

A mixture between a carrot and potato

You are a cartato!

by AngelWithAShotgun June 23, 2015

Contaminaminated

what kindergartners say while trying to say contaminated

Don't touch that Jimmy! It's Contaminaminated

by Dictionary_Cat May 6, 2016

Contact Farting

The unwavering need to fart heavily when ever making contact with your best friend.

"Sorry I can't help it, It's contact farting"

by Van Nostram September 20, 2016

contact dermatitis

Contact dermatitis is a common condition among motorbikers who don't wear enough gear (Squids) and happen to interact with the road at speed.

Also known as road rash.

Hey did you hear about that squid from the other night? He came off on a bend and caught a bad case of contact dermatitis.

by pajobr January 22, 2017